WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN
The nun teaching Sunday school
was speaking to her class one morning when she asked the question, "When
you die and go to heaven which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands
together in front of you and god just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer," the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your
Johnny said, "Well, I walked into mommy and daddy's bedroom the other
night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh god,
I'm coming!' If daddy hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."