AT THE COFFEE SHOP
men and a Catholic woman were having coffee at the local coffee shop.
first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks
into a room everyone calls him 'Father'!"
second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room
people call him 'Your Grace'!"
third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone
says 'Your Eminence'!"
fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a
room people call him 'Your Holiness'!"
lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a
proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24"
waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My